Today while I was on a walk with my cousins, I introduced my 7 year old cousin to Dethklok, and she really liked it. Corrupting small children with metal YESSS.

Thansgiving is the best holiday ever. FOOOD. My cousins fight over who gets to sit next to me. Very reaffirming for the ego.
I'm making pumpkin pie tomorrow, mmm. Not enough oven space for it today.

Guess what I forgot to bring? My cell phone charger. Yeah. That. Yay me! :/

Just finished watching the Ben 10 movie, and I almost cried, like, twice. AWWW GOD CHARACTER DEVELOPMENT YESS. I'm going to rewatch it with the trivia. And then there are the two other versions, bu I have no idea what the difference with those are. :/ Wikipedia says he just uses a different alien to defeat animo each time. Why would you create a WHOLE DIFFERENT VERSION OF THE MOVIE just for that? Seriously?

I feel really proud of myself for this. This is one of the first pranks I've ever pulled, and its really quite amazing.
murderofonerose has a really crappy roommate, known to all and sundry as Stonerchild. Stonerchild has these weird popsickles in the freezer, ones that look kinda like didlos. We've named them "Twilight Didlos" because they're cold and hard.
Long story short, I put on a condom on the dildo, and put the dildo back in the freezer. I can't wait to hear what she does when she finds it. Heh heh.

OH GOD UTERUS WHY DO YOU HATE ME WHRRYYYYYYYY??????
OH THE PAIN. THE BLINDING AGONIZING PAIN.

Also, my spce bar squeaks when I hit it. That is very annoying.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA HOLY SHIT DETHABLBUM II CAME TODAY AND HOLY SHIT IT IS SUCH A BEAUTIFUL BEAUTIFUL THING I ALMOST CRIED. And also it has music videos which I must watch now. I'm a little dissapointed though- Nathan's voice was all weird, it was a bit of a let down. Why did Brendon try to change a good thing? I hope Nathan's voice doesn't change in the third season. That would suck. ):

BUT OH YES ALSO MY MOM CAME TO VISIT AND IT WAS SO SO SO SO WONDERFUL I MISSED HER SO MUCH AND I LOVE MY MOMMY SHE IS AWESOME.

So last night I stayed up until... oh, 4:30 or so in the morning doing an RP with murderofonerose. It was soooo much fun. BUT WE ARE NEVER STAYING UP THAT LATE AGAIN EVER. DD:

IT AMS OFFICIALS.
I am out of German and into Modern Japanese Lit! No more feeling like a moron four out of five days a week! Yaaaay!

Also, the Dethalbum 2 came out today! I just need to find out when my mom ordered it, because my card is retarded. So I need to call the card people about that today. Mmmhmm yes. Then I have to go to the library and borrow a book that I have to read before 3:35. Yaaaay.

I'm sort of addicted to this website.



Dethegg is my favorite.

I has an egg. Click to make my egg not die. :D

Watched Beauty and the Beast. I remember when I was little and I watched it, I got so excited because the heroine was a girl with brown hair who loved to read. I LOVE THIS MOVIE. Except Beast is, like, a thousand times hotter as a beast than as a prince. Does he even have a name? I don't think anyone every refers to him by name.

We all watched 101 Dalmations. It was good times. I've got the Cruella De Vil song stuck in my head.
Cruella De Vil,
Cruella De Vil.
If she doesn't scare you,
No evil thing will.
gooooood times.

Went to bed at 10. Got up at 11:05 to go to the bathroom, got the munchies and made myself some soup. mmmm instant ramen noodles mmmm.

I was going to go to bed at 11. I was. But then I had to write an email to my German teacher saying I agreed that I should be moved from the class. Then as I was writing my friend started IMing me, and we started this impromptu RP (at least I think it was an RP. A very, very minor, silly one anyway) that made me ridiculously, giddily happy that I decided not to go to bed.
Heh, its funny cuz I write this like it's over when really I'm just waiting for her to reply to my last comment. heh heh.

Really though, knowing I'll be leaving German is a HUGE fucking weight off my chest. That class was making college a living hell for me. Now I think its going to be all better. I'm slightly concerned about what my new class will be, and trying to catch up.

So. German didn't totally suck today. Probably because last night I studied and made flash cards until I wanted to shoot myself in the face. So I actually felt pretty good about myself.
Until I got my test back, saw that not only had I failed, I had also had a written note from my teacher saying he wanted to talk to me and my don about moving me out of the class. I convinced him that I would do okay, but I'm not sure why. All things considered, I should be leaping for a chance to get out of the class. It's too hard, I'm terrible at it, I don't like it, I frequently feel like a moron when I don't understand what's going on. But I can't let myself back out.
Maybe its because getting the book took a hell of a lot of work and trouble for my mom and I don't want that to be for nothing? I guess I'm kind of afraid of letting people down? Somehow? After I said I was going to learn German and then now I'm not? I don't know.

On a separate note, I need to create a schedule for me like I had for high school. I have everything written down in my agenda, but I need something that I could tape on my wall or something.

Jewish studies is going awesome. I've never taken a religion class before, and what I know about Judaism comes from "The Simpsons" and that one Weird Al song Pretty Fly for a Rabbi. But it's really interesting, except for when we read the bible. The bible, even the old testament stuff, is so hard to read. Very wordy and blah. Although I have noticed that women get away with a lot more shit than men do in the bible. Like... if a man spills his semen on the ground he's smoted (smited?) by God, but if a women tricks her father-in-law into knocking her up by dressing as a harlot in order to get his money, then it's all cool, and it's the guy's fault for not taking good care of her in the first place.

Oh, look. It's fanspasm time.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA THE DETHALBUM 2 COMES OUT IN FIVE DAYS OH GOD I CAN'T WAIT THIS IS GOING TO BE SO AWESOME AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!! 8D
(Although I wish they had named it something a little more origional, like Albumklok. That would have been cool.)

Everytime I hear the song "Stacy's mom has got it going on" I hear "Skwisgaar's mom has got it going on", even though I know she doesn't. Its sort of the point. But there you go.

Also, I made a friend today. :D She's already on the internet. HI murderofonerose!!! *gleee*

Spent the entire day both fangirling over metalocalypse and watching it with Rachel, murderofonerose and Anderson. YAAAAAY! :D

Then went home and had awesome Jewish bread and honey. mmmmm.

So at 10:50 am I had my first year studies conference, where I had to inform my don, who is the sweetest man ever, that I didn't want to take his class because it's boring.

At 1 pm, I have my German conference with the crazy German teacher. (See, I have two. On Tuesdays, Thursdays, and Fridays, I have this awesome teacher guy. On Wednesdays, and for my conference, I have a batshit crazy lady. DDD:).

At 2 pm, I have to go talk to the Assistant Dean of First Year Studies, and hopefully find a new first year studies course, one that doesn't bore the hell out of me. PLEASE. D:

At 3 pm, I have to go into town for an doctor's appointment, because of my eye. Did I mention I hate the doctor's more than anything?

Yeah.

Fuck my life. DDD:

OH BUT WAIT. My dad is coming for parent's weekend! GLEE! Oh frabjous day! Kaloo! Kalay!

Hey, what's a great way to get the attention of a guy you like?
Mispronounce his name! In front of the whole cafeteria! YAAAAAY!
OH GOD WHY AM I SUCH AWKSAUCE?! Just shoot me, please.

Also, it would appear that my little eye irritation might be a t-something-or-other that is pretty much a callous on the eye, but less likely to blind me. And the nurse couldn't help me so I had to set up an appointment at an ophthalmologist by myself. Which means walking, by myself, into town, and finding this doctor's office, by myself. Did I mention I have negative skill points in orientation? Yeah, this is gonna be FUN.
So I set it up at a time where I'll have about an hour to walk to there and find the place, just in case. Yaaay me.

Oh and PS my mouse is being super spaztastic all of a sudden. Fucker.

Things that I can do in college that I have yet to get used to:
1. swear in front of authority figures
2. call teachers by their first names
3. eat in my room
4. cook in my room
5. smoke
6. stay up until 3 in the morning on a school night


Oh, so apparently its quite common for people to set off the fire alarm at 3 am. Even in the winter. And the fire trucks come every time too. I'm sure they're delighted to take a break from saving people to rush over here and switch off the alarm because some pot head decided that he really really needed bacon at three in the goddamned morning.
And the best part? No one learns.
No one goes "gee, this is really annoying, I should make sure not to try and cook things really late at night". No one gets in trouble for setting off a goddamned alarm at three in the morning.
I say, next time it happens, whoever is responsible walks the gauntlet. That'll teach em, the bastards.

Edit So, talk about being psychic. Post this at 11:25, alarm goes off at 11:40, or so.

College. Is good. At my college, I have to interview teachers in order to get into the class. And I have a terrible fear of talking to people I don't know. Yaaaay!
Luckily that's all done and over with, although I did have to do a second round of interviews cause I didn't get into one of the classes I signed up for.
But here's what I do know I will be taking:
Laughter and Literature in the Western Tradition
Beginning German (they didn't have Swedish, so I took the next best thing)

and either a Fiction writing course or a philosophy course. I dunno.

Yesterday there was a fair thingy, and I bought a bunch of posters to cover the walls and make it look less like a prison. Yaaay!
For the last week or so I've been watching Firefly. FUCK FOX WHY DO YOU SUCK SO HARD?! Space western. Best. Show. Ever.
I haven't had consistent internet for a while, which is why I've been gone so long. I was supposed to get the free wifi, but I live in a basement and thus do not. The lawn outside my dorm gets wifi, but I don't.
RAGE.
I've been stealing my roommate's ethernet cable for a while, but now I have my own. Hooray!

Don't expect a lot out of me for a while though. I'm really brain dead right now from all of this. It's all so new and unexpected and overwhelming.
I've been sleeping a lot lately. Like, today was the first day I've been awake in time for breakfast in about a week.

Talking to my family is a bitch, because they're on the other side of the world. In the morning (their evening) I'm asleep, and in my evening, they're off to work and school.
SIIIIIIGGGH.

Okay, look at the very top of the magazine, right where it says "they're lovers!". Is... is that Pickles and Murderface?

Dear Metalocalypse fandom,
Could you possibly be made of less awesome?
I mean, its not that I don't like a wide range of fics and pairings, and always managing to find something no matter what I'm in the mood for. It's not that I don't like being in a community where everyone is open and honest and kind. It's not that I don't love always having something great to look at.

But your pure badassness is making it hard for me to move on. I go to other fandoms, and all I see are bad fics, whiny authors, and annoying, bitchy fandoms.

So it's pretty much all your fault, Metalocalypse fandom, for raising the bar to eleven. Compared to you, everything else, well, sucks.
):

Still loving you to pieces,
Audrey.